rashaka:

nextlevelbussy:

Florence Welch for Vogue

now fuck yeah that is a cool cover


segabassfishing:

soloform:

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

gorillaz brain: feel good


dan-draper:

imsoofuckingsad:

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

tempting



kingofthewilderwest:

curly-mermaid-wannabe:

tomhstories:

parkery:

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

“My parents… are dead” OMG

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

flipyeahkelly:

terry crews could lift Thor’s hammer rb if u agree


n-oy-a:

nikk-mayson:

Today’s adventure

This is wholesome


You’re telling me, a chicken fried this rice


oneechangoddess:

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.


snakegay:

mike’s hard chamomile tea


wizard-guff:

storywonker:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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~*~earlier~*~

Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits

Merry: Frodo what’d he say

Frodo: I’m not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think he’s insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish

Merry: I mean you could do that but consider

Merry: you can only tell him ONCE

Frodo: Merry. You’re absolutely right. I’ll wait.

#legolas’ hick accent vs #frodo’s ‘i learned it out of a book’ accent #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible

Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK

Frodo: :)

Frodo: Hello. My name is Frodo. I am a Hobbit. How are you?

Legolas: y’alld’ve’ff’ve

Frodo, crying: please I can’t understand what you’r saying

Ok, but Frodo didn’t just learn out of a book. He learned like… Chaucerian Elvish. So actually:

Frodo: Good morrow to thee, frend. I hope we twain shalle bee moste excellente companions.

Legolas: Wots that mate? ‘Ere, you avin’ a giggle? Fookin’ ‘obbits, I sware.

Aragorn: *laughing too hard to walk*


dannydino11:

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool


lornacrowley:

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cant stand these fake catholic church fans… bet all these vapid celebs cant even name 5 of their most egregious human rights abuses 


this blog is pro turn signal

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

bibliophilepixie:

specifically, Before the actual turn

More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.




jumpingjacktrash:

actuallyclintbarton:

cantgetanygayerthanthat:

becksndot5:

A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

I’ve reblogged this on every account I have.

This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.

Thanks for this, Denmark.

i think maybe we could all use a little simple heartstring-tugging right about now. <3







BJT